Please excuse me...

I am not quite fully functional in the mental capacity, so bear with me as I entertain you with a meme. As always, it has been ganked from the Amazing Epi. Enjoy.





1. When you buy a greetings card are the words or the picture more important to you?

While the words are always important, especially when you are looking for that perfect saying you can't quite drum up yourself, sometimes the picture is all you need. Case in point... the card I received from Rick my first semester of college. It was perfect in every way a greeting card could be.

2. Do you ever make gifts for people, if so what, or do you buy them?

I love receiving gifts at random so imagine my pleasure at giving random gifts for no reason what so ever. Sometimes they are a silly toy I stumbled across while playing dodge-the-freak in Walter's World. Sometimes it is a poem that etched it's way into my brain. Basically, it doesn't matter if I make them or buy them. I live to give gifts. It makes me smile.


3. Are you going on holiday this year? If so, where?

Heh... a holiday. Yes, in fact I am. With my mother. Somewhere warm and tropical and has an endless supply of umbrella drinks, beaches and sunshine. And damn if I don't need a freaking vacation.

4. What was the best party you’ve ever been to?

Best party? Well, I'm not quite sure. Is it bad that nothing really stands out? I think maybe I should remedy this...

5. If you are married, describe your wedding. If not, what would your ideal wedding be like?

My wedding was simple and very 'me'. Plenty of personal touches and hotter than hell. Literally.

6. What’s the most romantic thing that’s ever been said to you?

You people really are making me think today... And really, I don't know. It may or may not be "So are you going to marry me or what?" Heh.

7. What’s your favorite romantic song?

Slap my ass and paint me a loser, but Bryan Adams - Everything You Do has always had a very special place in my heart... There are others, but those are for me to know and you not to.

8. Favorite heartbreak song?

Hootie and the Blowfish - Let Her Cry

9. Which celebrity would you like a dream date with?

I feel like I am cheating on my favorite pirate but HELLO BOOTH!

10. Which female celebrity do you find beautiful??

Kate Beckinsale

11. Which male celebrity do you think is attractive?

Where do I start? Okay Johnny and David.

12. Describe the kind of underwear you normally wear.

Um, always clean ones.

13. If you could be in a television sit-com, which would you choose?

I had a nickname Dharma for the longest time because well, they swore I was her cosmic twin - in personality, not so much the looks. But that doesn't answer the question does it? To be perfectly honest, I think I would chose Bones because they are all so friggin smart and I would love to do some dirty things to several of the men on that show... wait... I mean... smart. I would love to be that smart. Yeah...

14. Which character would you like to be?

Holy hell people... this was supposed to be easy and require no brain cells... shit. Okay, let's see... I think I would like to be Angela, from Bones, because she is drop dead gorgeous and smart as hell and quirky. Or Kathryn Hahn as Lily Lebowski in Crossing Jordan. Again smart, absolutely stunning and she has some wicked tats.

15. What are your favorite boy and girl names?

That is between me and my uterus, thankyouverymuch.

16. What’s your supermarket of choice?

Whatever is cheapest.

17. What is your best character trait?

My ability to love and love more despite what I get back. I just can't help it. Doesn't matter if you have spat in my face a thousand times, I still care and love more than they deserve.

18. What is your worst habit?

See above.

19. Elaborate on your default icon.

Playing in photoshop resisting the urge to put up a 'real' picture of myself.

20. Ever have a near death experience?

Like Saturday, driving through the big city in a snowstorm and jerking awake? Does that count?

21. Name an obvious quality about you?

I am a brown-eyed girl. ;)

22. What’s the name of a song stuck in your head right now?

Billy Joel - The Longest Time

23. Name a celebrity you would marry.

Uh... I honestly don't know. Marrying someone just because they are pretty porbably wont end well, so without knowing them off the screen, I couldn't possibly make any sort of conclusion.

25. Do you like pain?

Obviously since I can't seem to keep getting tattoos and I just bought a treadmill with which I intend to torture myself.