First off... you. Yeah, you the one that pees on the toilet seat. Eff you. you are a hoverer because you are afraid of the cooties that may or may not reside on that ring of death. Guess what? Because you can't use those lovely paper covers or just sit your happy butt down, I not only get to clean up your bodily fluids, but now the seat HAS been contaminated. A-hole.
Also, I find it greatly comical that you are so afraid of everyone else's germs and yet not only do you pee on the seat, you didn't wash your freaking hands. You dirty germ spreader! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you didn't have enough time to even get your hands wet between the time you hit the automatic faucet and the door swung open. Maybe you are like a superhero with lightning fast hand washing skillz, but then again, maybe not.
And my ipod battery died an hour into my day. Yay.
And I get to be the fifth wheel at the movie tonight. Yay.
And I have wicked heartburn from lunch. Yay.
And I was a dummy and didn't request the escrow check come straight to me and the mortgage company didn't send it out to the town in enough time and now we have to pay late fees. Yay.
And my favoritest shoes in all of the land are rubbing my heels raw. Yay.
And falling apart. Yay.
And you just spent the last five minutes listening to me whine! YAY!
Really folks... have a great weekend and try not to let the man get ya down.
3 comments:
whew!!! talk about a bad day! I hope the weekend is better.
But on the topic of obnoxious people in the bathroom, let's talk about the non-flushers too. WHY can people not flush? What is up with that? :)
I think every office has one of those people...the worst are those that do the #2 and walk straight past the sink and out of the bathroom.
At least you have an i-pod & get to go to a movie...not me. And it sounds like a shopping trip is in order for some new stylin' kicks. Or hot pink stilletos. Or those shoes with the little roller skates that pop out of the bottom.
Hey - have a great weekend!
Ok. i admit it. i am a germ freak. but i don't flush and i don't wash my hands. this is why: doing so (touching the flusher and touching the faucet) means touching germs! Those things aren't clean, folks!!
On rare occasions, i will flush, but use my shoe to kick the flusher - showed my kids how to do that, too!
Also, i am the one who drops paper on the ground near the door - no way i am touching that handle. I know my privates are clean - but that door handle certainly is not.
AFter using paper to open the door (grasping near the BOTTOm of the door handle, since there is less contact there, instead of near the top), i drop the paper right there on the floor, unless there is a conveniently-located trash can near the door, then i toss the paper in there.
btw, not sure if you need one of these or not, but you can buy ipod batteries online and change them out yourself - just be sure to wash your hands before, right?!
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