925 miles...
37 accidents...
16 hours...
10 cups of coffee...
7 states...
3 able bodied drivers...
2 farting dogs...
and a partirdge in a pear tree. Wait, scratch that...
2 ice storms...
1 snow storm...
1 minor detour in previously mentioned ice storm somewhere around TOLEDO...
AND ONE SINGLE MOTHER EFFING DRIVER.
Oh yeah, and ZERO conversation. Z to the E to the R to the O. None. Zip. Zilch.
I'm not bitter, I'm just sayin.
On second thought, I ought to just shut up and get my butt into bed before I give in to the murderous thoughts that are ravaging my brain...
REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM!
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