That sweet, tiny little puppy I brought home a few weeks ago has turned into a couch jumping, tissue shredding, Apple iPhone cord chewing, sock stealing, insatiable beast.
But she has mastered 'sit'.
She will grow out of it... she will grow out of it... she will grow out of it...
Her new favoritest thing in the whole wide world is to take a running leap at JB's chair and land on it so hard (well as hard as her little 5# body will allow her) and snort as it sways back and forth.
She is a bit... odd, which means she fits right in.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Free Stuff Rocks
Next weekend I will be joining my amazing mom in NOLA for the night. She is there for business so that means free lodging and a good time out on the town with my mom. I miss her like crazy, emphasis on the crazy for both of us, and I am super excited to be able to spend a night getting in some quality time.
So, any recommendations on things we HAVE to see or do while we are there?
So, any recommendations on things we HAVE to see or do while we are there?
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Renewal Notice 2011
It has been sitting on my desk for months. I thought I could just let it lapse and move on with life, but I just can't. Grandma paid my dues religiously, as she did with all her granddaughters. So, even though she isn't here anymore, I'm going to mail in my check and get my card. I may not be active with the American Legion Auxiliary, but I'm not ready to let go of this little reminder just yet.
Sorry it took me so long to do it, Grandma.
Sorry it took me so long to do it, Grandma.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
It's that time of year again.
Usually around this time I recap my year and promise myself all the wonderful changes I am going to make to enrich my life and the life of those around me. Since I am not a huge fan of change, I think I'll at least stick to this "tradition" but because I'm not feeling particularly verbose, it will be presented in the form of a list.
1. I retired from the fire department. It sucked and was necessary but the half-hearted goodbye hurt worse than the actual leaving.
2. Moved across the country. Awesome, spectacular, terrifying change. Possibly one of the best decisions I have made in my life.
3. Married JB. Yeah, that guy. Definitely the best decision I have made in my life.
4. Said goodbye to my paternal grandmother. Thankfully, I was able to actually say goodbye and then days later witness first hand the love and bond that she shared with my grandpa shown through stories, pictures and precious, heart-twisting comments from the man who loved her most.
5. Bought a new house. Carpet and paint... famous last words. In fact, it is almost finished. Nothing makes a marriage stronger like renovations. No, seriously. We are having a blast!
6. Managed to rent my house to three consecutive renters all without a gap in tenancy. (Two of which defaulted and left their leases early.)
7. Went through a cancer scare and came out of it healthier and happier, even if I am short one ovary and a useless appendix. I don't need 'em anyway.
7. Adopted a second dog, er puppy. The perfect addition to the family, even if I am scrambling to remember all my puppy training tricks.
I'd have to say, 2010 was a great year. It had it's share of heartache and frustrations but I really can't complain. I'm loved by many family and friends and I have many opportunities opened to me. I am truly blessed.
As for 2011, I anticipate great things. I don't have any resolutions, per say but I do have a few things I really want to accomplish. As always, I want to eat healthier and get back to exercising daily and having a more positive outlook about my body. I intend to continue to grow my relationship with JB and create a positive and healthy example not only for my step-son but also any future additions to the family. I will call my grandpa more. I may not be able to check on him in person, but I don't want him to ever wonder if I love him. Finally, I'm going to relax. That's right. I am going to find more time for doing a whole lot of nothing. No worrying, no fretting, no cleaning. Just enjoying my life for what it is and finding contentment in the day to day mundane.
I'm excited for the next year of my life. Things could only get better from here, even if they stayed exactly the same.
1. I retired from the fire department. It sucked and was necessary but the half-hearted goodbye hurt worse than the actual leaving.
2. Moved across the country. Awesome, spectacular, terrifying change. Possibly one of the best decisions I have made in my life.
3. Married JB. Yeah, that guy. Definitely the best decision I have made in my life.
4. Said goodbye to my paternal grandmother. Thankfully, I was able to actually say goodbye and then days later witness first hand the love and bond that she shared with my grandpa shown through stories, pictures and precious, heart-twisting comments from the man who loved her most.
5. Bought a new house. Carpet and paint... famous last words. In fact, it is almost finished. Nothing makes a marriage stronger like renovations. No, seriously. We are having a blast!
6. Managed to rent my house to three consecutive renters all without a gap in tenancy. (Two of which defaulted and left their leases early.)
7. Went through a cancer scare and came out of it healthier and happier, even if I am short one ovary and a useless appendix. I don't need 'em anyway.
7. Adopted a second dog, er puppy. The perfect addition to the family, even if I am scrambling to remember all my puppy training tricks.
I'd have to say, 2010 was a great year. It had it's share of heartache and frustrations but I really can't complain. I'm loved by many family and friends and I have many opportunities opened to me. I am truly blessed.
As for 2011, I anticipate great things. I don't have any resolutions, per say but I do have a few things I really want to accomplish. As always, I want to eat healthier and get back to exercising daily and having a more positive outlook about my body. I intend to continue to grow my relationship with JB and create a positive and healthy example not only for my step-son but also any future additions to the family. I will call my grandpa more. I may not be able to check on him in person, but I don't want him to ever wonder if I love him. Finally, I'm going to relax. That's right. I am going to find more time for doing a whole lot of nothing. No worrying, no fretting, no cleaning. Just enjoying my life for what it is and finding contentment in the day to day mundane.
I'm excited for the next year of my life. Things could only get better from here, even if they stayed exactly the same.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Busted
Scene: Hwy 65 somewhere deep in Alabama, me belting out most of the lyrics to Heart's Magic Man, heading south to the homestead.
Blue lights dance in the rear-view mirror.
JB asks why I'm pulling over. I reply, "I think I'm getting pulled over for speeding. I had the cruise set!" *cue visions of questioning as to why my car is registered to Bernice Oldlastname and my license says Bernice Newlastname. The prickle of nervous sweat stings my armpits. Visions of $300 speeding tickets bombard my brain. The beam from a MagLight travels up the passenger side of the car, pauses on a sleeping dog in the back seat and ends at the open passenger window.
Good evening. License and insurance please.
Oh, no problem officer. *rummaging in glove box* Uh, it seems I didn't put the newest insurance card in here, but it just got renewed this month.
No problem. Do you know how fast you were going?
Well, I have the cruise set at 77, sir.
Actually, you were doing 81. Is there an emergency?
Other than the need to put as many miles between me and sub-zero temperatures? No, sir. Just heading home.
I see. Everything correct on your license?
Yes, sir.
Alright, well sit tight, I'll be right back.
*cue the return of visions of $300 fines*
Well ma'am, I decided to give you a warning tonight. No points and no fines. Any questions for me?
No sir! Thank you sir!
Have a good night and slow it down.
/end scene
I'd like to extend a hearty thank you to the kind officer who decided that it wasn't worth the trouble to write me that speeding ticket round about 01:30 Sunday morning. I swear I had the cruise set at an acceptable speed but apparently my right foot was more anxious to get home than I had anticipated.
The tachycardia kept me wide awake for at least another hour and by that time JB resumed occupancy of the driver's seat.
Happy New Year to me!
Blue lights dance in the rear-view mirror.
JB asks why I'm pulling over. I reply, "I think I'm getting pulled over for speeding. I had the cruise set!" *cue visions of questioning as to why my car is registered to Bernice Oldlastname and my license says Bernice Newlastname. The prickle of nervous sweat stings my armpits. Visions of $300 speeding tickets bombard my brain. The beam from a MagLight travels up the passenger side of the car, pauses on a sleeping dog in the back seat and ends at the open passenger window.
Good evening. License and insurance please.
Oh, no problem officer. *rummaging in glove box* Uh, it seems I didn't put the newest insurance card in here, but it just got renewed this month.
No problem. Do you know how fast you were going?
Well, I have the cruise set at 77, sir.
Actually, you were doing 81. Is there an emergency?
Other than the need to put as many miles between me and sub-zero temperatures? No, sir. Just heading home.
I see. Everything correct on your license?
Yes, sir.
Alright, well sit tight, I'll be right back.
*cue the return of visions of $300 fines*
Well ma'am, I decided to give you a warning tonight. No points and no fines. Any questions for me?
No sir! Thank you sir!
Have a good night and slow it down.
/end scene
I'd like to extend a hearty thank you to the kind officer who decided that it wasn't worth the trouble to write me that speeding ticket round about 01:30 Sunday morning. I swear I had the cruise set at an acceptable speed but apparently my right foot was more anxious to get home than I had anticipated.
The tachycardia kept me wide awake for at least another hour and by that time JB resumed occupancy of the driver's seat.
Happy New Year to me!
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