Thanks Epi.

Have I:

Gone on a blind date: No. That is one thing that I have not done. And I'm okay with it.

Skipped school: I haven't skipped class, but instead I got a pass out to the band room to "practice"... AKA Watch Varsity Blues and Blues Brothers.

Watched someone die: That seems like a silly question considering my profession.

Been to Canada: I flew OVER Canada once on my way home from the east coast.

Been on a plane: Yes. Several times.

Been lost: I may or may not be lost at this very moment.

Been on the opposite side of the country: Both coasts, since I love smack dab in the middle.

Swam in the ocean: I did. I also inhaled at least three lung-fulls and ended up being sick as hell from it. Like coughing up small child sized lung butter chunks.

Had your booze taken away by the cops: Nope. That is what cornfields are for.

Cried yourself to sleep: More often than I would like to admit.

Recently colored with crayons: Not recently. I might need a brand spanking new box though.

Sang Karaoke: No. Never. Nor will I ever.

Paid for a meal with coins only: That is what the change jar in my car is for. Emergency meal stops.

Cheated on an exam: I have never cheated on an exam. It just isn't worth the grade if I didn't earn it myself.

Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose: Yes. And that is the best. I wish I could do that now.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue: Yes. One of my favorite things about winter.

Danced in the rain: One of my fondest memories from my childhood is running around in the rain with my brothers.

Written a letter to Santa Claus: Not that I know of.

Been kissed under the mistletoe: Sadly, no. I think I will be hanging mistletoe this Christmas.

Watched the sunrise with someone you care about: For the purpose of watching the sun rise, no. But I have seen the sun rise because I was up at that time and I did happen to care about the people I was with.

Been arrested: I'm a good girl.

Blown bubbles: Yup. The bottled kind, and also the snot kind, from laughing too hard after crying (Me too!!! - Epi) Can I say me three?

Gone ice-skating: It has been far too long. In fact, I think I need to break out the old skates and get them sharpened in anticipation for ice hockey on the pond.

Been skinny dipping outdoors: I have. It was a blast.

Favorite drink? Straight up water. Or anything with SoCo.

Tattoos? ONly one. I REALLY want another one. Badly.

Piercings? Working on getting the money and courage for the tragus again.

How much do you love your job? My paying job provides the insurance and the paycheck. The second is fun, mostly because of some of the people I meet and the people I work with. The last I don't get paid for, but it makes my heart happy.

Birthplace? A hospital. Somewhere in the middle of the country.

Favorite vacation spot? Door County, Connecticut, South Dakota... oh who am I kidding... I just love vacation.

Ever been to Africa? No, never.

Ever been on TV? Yes, I was. And I was screaming like a looney toon... but that was my job to. (Gotta love scenarios!)

Ever been in a car accident? One I faceplanted in the windshield, one I hit an officer of the law and one I backed into out house. It was only the corner!

Favorite movie? The Princess Bride, Hope Floats, Boondock Saints, oh so many!

Favorite holiday? Christmas. No doubt.

Favorite food? What's my mood? Because my food has to match my mood.

Favorite flower? Lilacs and yellow roses.

Favorite smells? Fresh cut grass, leaves in the fall, burning leaves, the frigid cold of fresh snow.

What do you do to relax? Write, paint, draw, laugh with my sister.

How do you see yourself in 10 years? A mother of beautiful children and the wife of a farmer.

Ever been given an engagement ring? Twice. I only married one of them. The right one.

Longest relationship? The one I am in.

Last gift you received? A card. For my anniversary at work.

Ever dropped a cell phone? Does a dog piss on brick walls. (Ten points to the person that names the movie.)

When’s the last time you worked out? Well, I WAS going to start the 30 day shred tonight, but unfortunately Becoming Jane and a clay mask was the better option for me.

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and smile. How he treats others around him.

One favorite song? What a Shame - Shinedown

Favorite mall store: Steve & Barry's

Longest job you’ve had: The one I am presently rocking.

Biggest lie you’ve ever heard: Those aren't mine.

Favorite place to eat with friends? Anywhere the food is good and the conversation is better.

Can you cook? I can cook the pants off a chicken.

Best kiss: The ones that land somewhere between the ear and the shoulder.

Last time you cried?: Oh it has been nonstop for about an hour or two now.

Most disliked foods: Raw onions. Anything super salty.

Thing you like most about yourself: My ability to see both sides regardless of my feelings.

Thing you dislike most about yourself: My tendancy to become overly attached emotionally to people and things I shouldn't.

Longest shift you’ve worked at a job?: I'm not sure. Unfortunately I think it was a few jobs running together.

Can you sing? Physically you could call it singing, but it isn't very pleasing to ears that function.

Last concert you attended? A friend's band.

Last movie rented: Becoming Jane

One thing you never leave the house without: Cell phone.

Laptop or Desktop? I prefer the laptop

Favorite comedian? Me. Duh.

Do long distance relationships work?: If you want them to and you both put the effort into it. The same for off shift relationships.

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?? Hmm, at least six of not more.

How do you like your eggs? Over medium on toast.

Number of pillows?: Two, one shoved between the mattress and headboard and one for laying on.

Can you play pool?: Only when drunk.

Favorite season? Fall, hands down.

Best thing about winter? The crunching squeaky sound your boots make when you walk on fresh snow. And warm kisses on cold lips.

Name of your first pet?: Skipper the English Setter

Birthday? August26

What do you want to be? A mom.

Smiling right now?: Not at all.

Do you miss somebody right now? Yes. Very much.

If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? To bed. With my husband.

Are you in high school?: Sometimes it feels like I am.

Do you have a harmless crush on anyone? Check out a few posts back. It is truly rediculous.

Ever been on a cruise?: No. I'm not sure I would like that.

What jewelry are you wearing? My wedding rings, my gold band and my watch.

What are you going to do after this questionnaire?? Finish watching my movie and maybe write another chapter.