Monday, October 6, 2008

Stupid email, stupid people.

I hate being scared. Not like ooh, this is a suspenseful movie scared - the RAWR I just jumped out at you kind of scared. And what is more perfect for scaring the ever loving daylights out of someone than with an innocent email. "Hey, check out this song... Watch for the puppy... See if you can see the trees move when the car goes by..."

They all suck. Each and every one of them and usually I am on my game in detecting such shenanigans. Not so much today though.

Watch this movie, but the sound sucks so turn it up...

Usually that is your red flag right there. Did I listen to that little voice in the back of my head saying "something just don't look right here..."

I swear, the next person to send me an email with some ungodly creature that jumps out at me and makes some sort of sound that would make a tortured and dying hedgehog feel out-screeched, I am going to punch them right in the throat.

I hate Halloween AND all the BS that comes with it.

Blarg.

3 comments:

Michael Morse said...

Well now, Bernice, I hope you feel better. Remind me not to SPOOK you!

Reise said...

oh my god I hate those too. I always try to watch out for them now because a few years back a friend did that too me and it scared me soo much i actually had tears rolling down my face.

.. said...

Exactly Reise. I had a friend do that to me and I was literally crying. It was horrible.

Bastard. Heh.

Michael, don't make me be all nervous about every email you send me now!