How do you NOT mess with teenagers who partook a little too much with the acid-fest that was called a "party?" Because I had to bite my tongue more than once.
He was on repeat informing us he was stoned. Yeah, no shit Sherlock.
He burned the lasagna. Oh wait, that was the dirt he ate while being restrained by PD.
He was a cat. The word meow permeaded our assessment.
He was short a ticket to the Almond Brothers concert we were attending so one of us would have to leave. Tuck and roll baby. Tuck and roll.
He was pinching the mushrooms off of our skin. Unfortunately for him, there was a BIG one right on the deputy's gun... yeah
A good chuckle was had by all... especially once at the hospital and Will was looking for the key to the restraints to transfer him over.
Will: Do you have the key?
Me: While holding it in the air with forefinger and thumb You mean this gate key?
Nurse: *blink* *blink*
Me thinks she didn't get it.
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Suddenly I feel the need to watch Super Troopers "Alright, meow, license and registration..."
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