Damn you Epi!

The Woman’s Work 45 Meme
1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing? Not really.

2. Favorite late night snack? I seem to eat slices of Kraft singles.

3. Do you own a gun? I own one. In fact, it was the first Christmas present I ever received from the Lieutenant. Of course there was also a diamond necklace in the case. *Swoon*

4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop? Pumpkin Spice Latte, or the White Chocolate Mocha. YUMMY!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Ha, well which doctor am I going to and for what? Although some of them I am quickly becoming a pro.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I will eat them if I am starving, I will devour them if they are on a stick and wrapped in a golden blanket of corn.

7. Favorite Christmas song? Carol of the Bells, but generally all of it.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water first. Then coffee. For I am a failure. 5 months coffee free and one rough weekend sent me spiraling back. I blame E.

9. Can you do push-ups? No. 

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? I am quite partial to my wedding set.

11. Favorite hobby? Painting and drawing. Taking pictures. Laughing until my sides hurt.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? No, I just have too much to do.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? My inability to forgive and forget.

14. The last disease you contracted? Please hold while I knock on some wood… I have been illness free for quite some time. It has been two years since my last sinus infection and at least that much since the 7 Day Plague. Go me.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. I miss my husband. I need to clear my throat. My tongue burns from the salty chips that accompanied my lunch.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Coffee and well, more water.

17. Current worry right now? Money. Always money.

18. Current hate right now? The Lieutenant’s job.

19. Favorite place to be? Heaven. (See sidebar for reference.) OR In the back of the squad.

20. How did you ring in the New Year? Mozeltoff!  Ingesting multicolored jello shots and making phallic snow creations in the front yard.

21. Like to travel? I used to hate it. I love it now.

22. Name three people who will complete Sunday Stealing this week: You got that right Epi! I’m a sucker for these things! I don’t know who else has attained my level of boredom.

23. Do you own slippers? Yes. I have the boring black pair and then I have ones that have Tigger heads on them.

24. What color shirt are you wearing? Black and black.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Flannel is the way to go.

26. Can you whistle? Oh yeah.

27. Favorite singer/band? I don’t have a favorite. But then again Dread Pirate Roberts makes me giggle when he sings.

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor? You bet your ass I could. Grrr baby.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t sing in the shower anymore. I need to move my radio back to the bathroom so I can resume my singing schedule. But then again, I have to sing quietly so as not to wake the Lietuenant.

30. Favorite girl’s names? Madelyn, Samantha

31. Favorite boy’s name? Benjamin, Ethan

32. What’s in your pocket right now? My pants don’t have pockets today. But they are plaid. Totally makes up for it.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Hmmm, I don’t believe I have laughed yet today.

34. Like your job? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *gasp* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…. No.

35. WHY IS THERE NO 35?!?

36. Do you love where you live? I would love my house more if I could do what I wanted to it. I don’t really like my neighborhood, but my town is sheer awesomeness. Well not really the board per say, but the town itself is.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? Three, but only two are functional

38. Who is your loudest friend? Hmm, Will. Yep. Definitely Will.

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed? I try to drive only 5 over, but I run late far too often and I generally push my luck. I am so much better than I used to be though.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? I hope at least one person does.

41. What is your favorite book? If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. What can I say. I’m a simple girl.

42. What is your favorite candy? Milky Way. Or Twizzler Bits. Or Swedish Fish. Or caramels. Or sour worms. Like I can decide.

43. Favorite Sports Team? The home teams. Driver is my boy.

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Snoring, I’m sure.

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today? Holy hell it’s cold.

No tagging from me today folks. But if you decide to stoop to my level, feel free to let me know.