Saturday Night Shenanigans

Step One: Go grocery shopping at an insane time of the night in your local warehouse grocery store.

Step Two: Find small toy that fits in the palm of your hand and fuzzy. White works, but brown is better.

Step Three: Hold fuzzy toy delicately in your cupped hands.

Step Four: Walk towards sister, hands outstretched. It is preferred if she is distracted by product labels.

Step Five: Say “Hey look! I found a mouse” and simultaneously toss fuzzy toy at sister as if creature where crawling out of your hands.

Step Six: Enjoy her reaction.

Step Seven: Try not to pee yourself from laughing.

Step Eight: Replay the events over and over until sister threatens to pummel you with box if Chex.