Monday Morning Kick-start

I have a post forming in the ol' grey matter, it just wont come out yet. So in the mean time, I am going to kill a few minutes, kind of like the bird I hit with my car this morning and drink my first cup of coffee in about three months. Yep, it's that kind of morning folks. Any interactions with me today should be weighed accordingly as to how much you value your appendages. Indeed.

Of course I stole this from Epi, who stole it from someone else. :)



1. Cigarettes: Stink and make me gag but kind of smell like alfalfa before they are lit.
2. Sex: Complicated.
3. Relationships: Hard work.
4. Your Last Ex: Don't want to talk about it.
5. Power Rangers: Random arm waving we are supposed to assume is some form of super hero kung foo and giant Barney-esque monsters.
6. Crack: Kills.
7. Food: Presently overrated. I'm too undecided to eat. Think THAT one through.
8. The president: Hope for the best, expect the worst. <-- Agreed Epi.
9. Cars: Overpriced money pits.
10. Gas Prices: Annoyingly predictable.
11. Halloween: Excuse for women to dress like hoochies, an excuse for men to look up their short skirts and the perfect opportunity for ungrateful little teenagers to beg for candy. Which reminds me, I was that scrooge who hung the sign on her front door... "No Costume, No Candy."
12. Bon Jovi: T-shirt I never wear but is super comfy.
13. Religion: Confusing, frustrating and beautiful.
14. Myspace: High school for adults.
15. Worst fear: Being unlovable.
16. Marriage: Hard work that takes TWO people willing to work at it.
17. Paris Hilton: Stretchmarks around her mouth. That’s all I’m saying. <-- COFFEE OUT NOSE!!!! Dangit Epi!
18. Brunettes: Do it better. Too bad my hair is an odd shade of blonde now.
19. Redheads: Matches my personality better.
20: Politics: Not something I prefer to discuss.
21: Pass the time: Lying next to him soaking up every second.
22. One night stands: Never have. Never will. I'm not a walk of shame kind of girl.
23: Cell phone: Practically attached to my body.
24: Pixie Stix: Kinda gross.
25: Vanilla Ice cream: Best when mixed with strawberries for shakes.
26: High school: A joke.
27. Pajamas: Comfort.
28. Wood: Bonfires. Happy memories.
29. Wet Socks: Have to come off my feet ASAP.
30. Alcohol: Mostly overrated.
31. The word HATE: Comes out of my mouth far too often.
32. Your best friend: (s) are my siblings.
33. Money: The root of all problems. Either too much or too little. It's in there somewhere.
34. Heartache: Can alter all body systems on a whim.
35. Love: Can be painful but if it's right, it's so worth it.
36. Time: I think I just don't set enough of it aside for me.