It is a bad idea to tie the corners of a blanket to a rope suspended from a 40 foot tree. Climb up with said blanket in hand to about the 25 foot mark. At which point to encase yourself in the blanket and jump.
Fact: Knots fail.
Fact: 25 foot fall means several broken bones.
Fact: Youtube videos are not worth the surgery or the cast for the remainder of your summer.
Fact: Your mother will ground you until your dying day.
Fact: You cannot be a shadow ninja if you glow in the dark.
The antics of teenagers will never cease to amaze me.
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